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-- Bumbles Out!?!

To.

Saved my life.

"5 pound a weed in a vacuum seal bag"

This guy's name is Alborosie. Besides being the other white reggae guy to have a slappin weed anthem in 2007, he is one of the grimiest looking dudes I have ever seen. And I am from the vagrant and murder capital of the US of A. Sometimes. Sometimes we're kinda soft and have gay rap shows by Lake Merritt. Whatever.
Back to this guy, who looks like Gary Oldman in True Romance. Remember that? That was awesome. Alborosie seems like he wouldn't like "white boy day" either.
However, his songs are slap.
Observe.



This second one is the previously mentioned weed anthem. It kinda slaps Collie Budds if you ask me. But you probably didn't. Fuck you then. Go cry to your Sean Paul records you ol' baty boy, you.



Alborosie looks like he should be getting his arm snapped in half by Steven Seagal for targeting his sister with a voodoo Jamaican magical death warrant. Yee?

Religion is for Squares. And I am an Anti-Square.

Religeon is stupid. End of story. An I'm kinda religeous. I won't tell you which one cuz then you'll judge me. An I been kinda fragile as of recently. Whatever, let's do this:

A rundown of all religions in less than 2000 years.

Christians are crazy. Which means at least a couple of you reading this are crazy and wanna talk shit now. But you know and I know that your whole existence, and post-existance, is based on some shit that don't make no sense. Hope to God heaven's real why don't you? Oh wait, you do. And now you wanna force me to? Dang.
Plus check out this tough guy. I got 5 to 1 odds Ganesh could stomp this dude.



Jews. God Damn it. Stop perpetuating stereotypes. Stick to writing comedy and turning pennies into copper wire. It's good. It works for you. Oh wait, crap, that was racist.



Muslims have the ultimate problem of living in the movie Army of Darkness. It's like someone dropped them and their car in the 12th century and was like, "Deal with it Bitch. Oh yeah, women aren't people."



Mormons are just too easy. Seriously, shit is retarded. Corky retarded.
These two look like they would make the exact same face if you put a pussy in front of it.



I'm just bored and I'm gonna call this goth chick a pagan or wicca or something else stupid. This bitch looks like the bad guys in "The Dark Crystal." No? That ain't doin it for you? Okay. She kicks it with Dwight. Dwight line on the side of her head.


And that's that. Ima go watch 2 girls 1 cup and dream.

Kim Jong Il is pretty fuckin awesome, huh?

Just look at this guy.

He can do whatever he wants.

Drink beer in his drawers, 

or execute people in the middle of giant stadiums in front of so many people that they stampede each other to death just to get a good seat.

Seriously, the guy's pretty hard. Except the fact that he collects any and all Disney paraphernalia and probably beats off to a Macauley Culkin poster nightly while humming the tune to "It's a small world."

Whatever, with power comes insanity.

At least he's makin out better than this guy. 

Why? Cuz he's got no oil and a bunch of Nukes. Still don't think he's cool?
I heard one time he pocket checked Dennis Richmond and dick slapped Elaine Corral.
Regional humor homie, you don't get it, you don't get it.

"I sit alone in my 4 cornered room eatin' a wing dinner.."

Remember those St. Ides commercials from the early 90's that had hella rappers in 'em? 

They even let Snoop do the Blue Rasberry flavor fitted like skinny ass Violet Beauregarde. Cripped out, for those who aint too quick on the draw.

Well the Geto Boys did a remix to their classic song, entitled "My Malt's Playin Tricks On Me."

Here it goes. Enjoy.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/52419456f76da3/

Bushwick is the folks and can drink like a fish. He is also very wise beyond his height.

"I was only 14 when I first got my dick sucked"

Let's Just get this outta the way.
Todd Shaw is my hero. I grew up on the man and try to live my life by all that he has taught me.

If you see me with an Ipod, there's a good chance it just has "Cusswords" on it and nothing else.

I am also a Gin fan. Straight up. 

I drink enough Heem to fill a bathtub weekly, but at the bar, I'm all about Tanqueray and Tonic.

But why Milhouse, you whiny little bitch, you?

Cuz you zarks, shit is 94 proof. I get a solid 7% more drank in my cup than y'all squares.  Shit is elementary.

Oh yeah, Bombay is also nice and made by nice people. Yee?

All hooriding aside, $hort Dog feels me on the Gin.  Listen up. Classic song. Classic Album.

T.W.D.Y featuring Too $hort and E-40 - Pervin

http://www.zshare.net/audio/524159218b4000/

Best Picture Ever?

These are some awesome ass shoes. Too bad they're in little girl size.

Welcome to that there Internet Bitches!!!

Seriously.

How the fuck this world wide web thing managed to function without me is unbelievable.

As the center of my universe, allow me to step into yours and tell you whassup. 

Why?

Because someone dropped the ball, that's why.

Music is stagnant. The Bay Area has garbage-ass sports teams ( til Jackson came back, but whatever, everyone else sucks), Hard ass movies get cut into PG-13 versions, there's still hippies in the trees and apparently playing Texas Hold Em online is an occupation. Weak Sauce.

I like good stuff. Apparently the rest of the world don't.

But... (Big ass one too)

If you somehow happen to be in the small percentage of people that live by the code, "miss me with all that bullshit," than maybe we can be cool.

Maybe.